Okay, listen up, everyone.
I’m having a really shitty time of things at the moment, and the next week is going to make all of the difference. The fact of the matter is that I am in desperate need of cash monies, and my appeals for donations have produced squat, so this is my last attempt to raise some dough.
If you would like to purchase my blogs-which you can see are doing fairly well, I am accepting offers at this time.
You may email me at email@example.com, or message me here with your offer. You will gain over 20,000 ardent followers, and the rights to my Twitter as well.
I wish it hadn’t come down to this, but desperate times call for desperate measures. If you’d like to help but don’t wish to take my blogs from me, please visit my gofundme page and contribute whatever you think is fair. I’m trying to raise about 700 bucks towards a security deposit on a new apartment so I can get myself, my significant other, and my cats out of the hotel I’ve been forced to take refuge in temporarily.
Thank you for your understanding.